1. One of Three Charm Bracelets
Donated by Suebee
http://suebeedesigns.com/jewelry/bnl.html
The last time I ran an auction, I thought these bracelets were amazing. That was before I saw one
in person. Amazing doesn’t begin to do justice to these great bracelets. Any self-respecting BNL fan
deserves to treat themselves or someone they love to the indulgence of a beautiful BNL charm bracelet!
These bracelets are one-of-a-kind, and will be made to order by Suebee after the auction.
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2. Unique Ships & Dip Duck
Donated by Leslie/Gotmoxie
Every so often, amongst the blur of BNL-related chatter on the board, a word jumps out at me. A few
months ago, I noticed the word ‘Duck’. I briefly pondered what it meant, but went right back to my normal
fugue state. Then came the cruise, where I met Leslie and was introduced to her hand-crafted, personalized
BNL ducks! Believe me, you can’t forget these ducks, once you’ve seen them! From the box they come in down
to the smallest details of accessories, Leslie’s ducks are absolutely adorable! Take a look at the pictures
and see for yourself! The winner of this auction gets a very special Steven Page Ships & Dip Wine Tasting
Duck. Not only is this a one of a kind BNL collectible, Leslie will personalize the box just for you, the
lucky winner!
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3. Ships & Dip Ultra-Souvenir Pack
Donated by Nancy/DaWezl & Kelly/Cartoonie
http://www.zazzle.com/kelight/product
Do I get a 50pt. bonus for using the word “Awesome”? If you went on Ships & Dip, then this is the souvenir
package for you! A regulation sized Scrabble board from Kevin’s Scrabble challenge, signed by all the
members of BNL, and suitable for hanging on the wall in your den or living room. But that’s not all!
Your very own customized Ships & Dip souvenir shirt, featuring a fun caricature of the band on the front,
and whatever you’d like it to say on the back. Perhaps you would like it to say “Riviera Deck Rules!”
or “11am Tuesday Morning!” It’s totally your choice!
BTW, of course I realize that names are not legal words in Scrabble, but heck! With a fabulous keepsake
like this, who’s going to complain?!
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4. BNL Fun & Games Package
Donated by Nancy/DaWezl
As much as we all hate to admit it, there are times when we need to find other entertainment besides BNL.
If you’ve been spending so much time traveling around to shows that you’ve forgotten your roommate’s name
or how many kids you have, then perhaps it’s time to have an evening in. Put on your favorite concert
recording, and pull out these games, all of which have a connection to BNL! There’s a copy of Boggle
(used on a concert T-shirt design), Travel Scrabble (“Conventioneers”) and Trivial Pursuit Totally 80s
Edition (Card #361 folks, card #361…)
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5. Sooper-Dooper Sixthman Package
Donated by Sixthman
www.sixthman.net
Our friends over at Sixthman jumped at the chance to help out with this amazing collection of goodies.
You get a Sixthman coffee mug, a BNL Ships & Dip Luggage tag, a Rock The Boat cd, an XL BNL “I went to
one of their concerts” T-shirt and an autographed Ships & Dip poster. I know most of us can’t wait until
next January, but this package should help make the wait a little more enjoyable!
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6. Maroon Stand-up
Donated by Cynthia/CynicalWordsmith
“What do you think Kevin, should I wear my hair up or down today?” “What’s that you say, Ed? You think
we should turn on Discovery Channel at nine?” Sure, there are lots of times when you’d love to ask the
guys a quick question, and until now, you’ve been out of luck. But with this great promotional stand-up
for Maroon, your luck will change for the better! I don’t have the exact dimensions in front of me, but
judging by the bricks it looks to be about 2-3’ high, with a fabulous picture of the guys striking a pose.
Please note: This stand-up will listen to your questions ad infinitum, but if it starts answering you back,
this may be a sign of a serious mental condition, and may require immediate psychological assistance.
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7. Framed/Autographed 8x10 Press Photo, Guitar Pick collection, Pinch Me Single
Donated by Andrea/NakedSqueeker & KarenC
How can you resist this great combination of BNL collectibles? In addition to the awesome press photo which
is autographed by the band, you get a set of collectible BNL guitar picks and a copy of the “Pinch Me”
single. Instantly spruce up your home or apartment both visually and sonically!
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8. BLAMtastic Package
Donated by Rena/iiambe and Puppyloo
Talk about a great photo! The entire band, seated with a wonderfully adorable dog, and autographed by
everyone, ready for framing. In addition, you get an XL BLAM Sign Language T-shirt. It’s not just great,
it’s BLAMtastic!
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9. BLAM Deluxe and T-shirt
Donated by Barbara/Swisslady and Puppyloo
Barenaked Ladies are magnificent! Especially when you bid on this great BLAM combo! Not only do you get a
deluxe copy of BLAM, but you also get an XL BLAM Eye Chart T-shirt. Wow!
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10. One of three Everything to Everyone Flats
Donated by KarenC
If you’ve never seen a flat in person, they are more durable than a regular poster, and great for framing
and displaying on a wall. In fact, it would be fair to say that a flat is one of the coolest collectibles
out there. In this drawing, there will be THREE lucky winners of these awesome E2E flats.
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11. Jeweled Princess Ice Tiara
Donated by Monica/luminarias
http://www.whitepeacockdesigns.com/
I suppose one could argue that life does not require a wonderfully sparkly tiara to make it perfect, but
really, is that a world YOU want to be living in?! The winner of this auction won’t have to ponder that
question, as they will be the proud owner of a gorgeous hand-made tiara. Whether you are holding court
front row at a concert, or ruling the world with love, this tiara will make anything you do just a little
more special!
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12. Barenaked.net Baseball Jersey, Blue, Size L
Donated by Maggie/BNLMaggs
If you’ve never seen a BN.net baseball jersey in person, you may be surprised to discover the high quality
construction and fine details that make these the superlative fan shirt. These are not cheap jersey
knockoffs—they are the real deal, and are made to last, whether you are wearing them out on a ball field
or wearing them to a show. Please note: Wearing these jerseys does not guarantee that your particular
team will win crucial playoff games, but should generate a lot of conversation at the sports bar.
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13. Barenaked.net Baseball Jersey Gray, Size M #25
Donated by Leslie/GotMoxie
If you’ve never seen a BN.net baseball jersey in person, you may be surprised to discover the high
quality construction and fine details that make these the superlative fan shirt. These are not cheap
jersey knockoffs—they are the real deal, and are made to last, whether you are wearing them out on a
ball field or wearing them to a show. Please note: Wearing these jerseys does not guarantee that your
particular team will win crucial playoff games, but should generate a lot of conversation at the sports bar.
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14. Hearniak Package
Donated by Driver & Nancy/DaWezl
Can’t get enough Kevin? Now you don’t have to. Not only does this package include a Harland Williams
DVD (Enter at Your Own Risk), featuring Kevin, but it also includes a genuine Kevin pick! But wait,
there’s more! You also get the actual letter that Kevin wrote out for the Ladies Room to announce the
changes in 2005! A must for any fan of our favorite keyboardist!
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15. Concert DVD Collection
Donated by Dave/Super Dave
Sometimes it can be easy to forget that there are other bands besides BNL. But even the most dedicated
fan occasionally finds themselves in the mood to rock out to other great musicians. Gathered here are
three superb concert DVDs, guaranteed to get your groove on! Lenny Kravitz, Dave Matthews Band, and if
that weren’t enough right there, Pearl Jam as well! Rock on!
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16. Gordon Bonanza!
Donated by Barbara/Swisslady & Morgan
There’s no school like old school! First you get an original Gordon era t-shirt, size XL, featuring
the Gordon Ball front and center on black. It’s definitely been worn, but no holes. But that’s not all!
The winner of this auction will also get a Gordon CD which features the original artwork of the ‘wacky’
poses.
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17. Barenaked Circus Shirt and Press Photo
Donated by Barbara/Swisslady & Sally
Before there was Ships & Dip, there was the Barenaked Circus. Perhaps you went and didn’t buy a shirt,
and have always second-guessed your choice. Perhaps in addition to BNL, you have a thing for clowns and
trapeze artists. Perhaps you just love awesome concert t-shirts. Whatever your reasons may be, this is
definitely a great item to bid on! The shirt is Size L, and in mint condition. In addition, you get a
great 8x10 press photo of the band. Truly a great combination!
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18. Ganging up on Guster
Donated by Guster
www.guster.com
In this package, you get one Lemon Yellow T-Shirt, size L, with Ganging Up on the Sun artwork. An
autographed copy of the Ganging Up on the Sun cd, A GUOTS Album Flat, a Crème striped shirt, sized M
which is a “subtle way to show your Guster love”, a Guster Laundry Sticker, and a Limited edition poster
from the fall 2006 tour with Nada Surf and Tristan Prettyman. Whew! I’m tired from listing all that out!
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19. Guster Super Fan Starter Kit
Donated by Guster
www.guster.com
I’m not even going to try to be witty. There’s too much to get through with this package! We've got
one Small short sleeved Blue and white classic logo on a cranberry tee, one Small Brown Campus
Consciousness Tour logo with spring 2006 dates on back, a maroon Guster folder, Guster on Ice DVD, one
Best of the Guster Road Journal (125 pages - color w/photos chronicling Guster's Road Life from 1999-2003.
Written by the Thundergod himself), Guster is for Lovers sticker, Guster Boys magnet, and a guster window
decal (clear sticky decal with orange logo)
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20. Autographed BNL Tour Photograph – Brian Wilson Jump
Donated by David Bergman
www.tourphotographer.com
David is a relative newcomer to the BNL world, but given his talent for capturing priceless concert
moments in glorious color, he’s definitely a welcome addition! For the auction, he’s chosen a spectacular
shot of the band as Steve and Ed perform the patented Brian Wilson jump. I don’t know about you, but to me,
that shot captures the essence of being at a BNL show better than any thing else I’ve ever seen.
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21. Autographed Stunt Tile
Donated by Starr
One of the more unusual collectibles I’ve ever heard of, yet it is incredibly charming. Frame and hang it,
mount it on a tile wall, or use it as a trivet. Or if you’re like me, display it proudly in a place of
honor, like in the kitchen window next to all the plants you intend to keep alive. (Sadly I’m never able
to keep them going…)
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22. Don’t Talk, Dance cd, unopened
Donated by 4ever Barenaked
I can’t say it any better than I did the last auction: Tyler Stewart’s solo album. It rocks, it rolls,
it kicks a**! Long out of print and difficult to find, this is a must for fans of Tyler’s driving beat!
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23. 2002 Olympic Fleece Vest SIZE L
Donated by Annaonthemoon
Who can forget that wonderful moment at the 2002 Olympics when Jamie Sale and David Pelletier jumped up
on stage with BNL? Totally spontaneous and totally fun! Here’s a great memento of that special time…your
very own Olympic Fleece vest from 2002! Not only will it keep you warm, it will remind you of great BNL
memories for years to come! Bonus! Anna has graciously included the Pinch Me Import single and Alternative
Girlfriend promotional single as a special extra for the winner of this vest!
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24. Sally’s Collectible Spectacle
Donated by Sally
Oh, this is going to be a list, but what a list it is!!! First you start with some great singles…Alcohol,
One Week, It’s All Been Done, AND Too Little Too Late. If that weren’t enough, you also get a laminated
advertisement for MYSD, two postcards, and if that weren’t enough, a copy of Retail Spectacle, which was
a promotional cd that was never sold to the public. Wow! It’s like an instant BNL collection!
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